nascar turn

the extremely exaggerated wide turn that is only necessary to maneuver into the narrowest of spaces or around the sharpest of turns, or if you are in a stock car race and are trying to keep someone from passing you.

"Yo, the only way you're going to get that Hummer into that little alley is by making a nascar turn" or "Where did you learn how to drive? You didn't have to make a nascar turn to get into that parking stall!"

by Kevin Little December 21, 2007

nascar trick

A type of trick, the type where the person pulling the trick comes at you from all angles in an attempt to make the other person start weavin and bobbin because they don't know where to go because of all the angles.

Look at him weavin and bobbin, she must of had a nascar trick up her sleeve.

by 214L June 12, 2009

NASCAR

Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past

Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.

by m_baker_66 September 23, 2008

nascar

Nascar is the Best sport in the world.It isnt for "rednecks" just so they can drive in circles.Its to show all the little pussys who think driving their honda civics over 65 mphs is racing.Dale Earnhardt Jr. is the bomb just like his father was and always will be. And to all the assholes who think Football is better and all kids in the younger age group like it better can kiss my ass.Cuz im 13 and i love Nascar and im proud to be a FAG(Fan Against Gorden).

If you think Nascar is just for overpaid "pussys" .Need to drive over 65 mph and see how much fun racing at 210 mphs is then see if you still feel the same you dumbass mother fuckers.

by Kelsey C. August 18, 2004

NASCAR

Greatest sport ever. Extremly talented drivers show off their skills by driving in excess of 180 mph weaving through traffic and trying not to speed without a speedometer. Plus its an excuse to drink beer, and there can't be anything wrong with a sport that gives you a good excuse to drink beer. Enjoyed by many people other than rednecks although that was the main fanbase of the past

Joe: Wow did you see Dale Jr. fly past Gordon coming out of three and four during the NASCAR race today.
Dave: No, damn I missed it I was getting another beer.

by m_baker_66 October 6, 2006

NASCAR

GOOO FAST
TUURRRNNN LEEFT.

"NASCAR. Gay? Pointless."

by team slappy June 29, 2008

NASCAR-dick

When a penis curves to the left due to frequent masturbation with the left hand.

"Dude, my dick curves to the left so much it almost has a complete bend!"

"Yeah, dude, you have a NASCAR-dick. Quit jerkin' off so much with your left hand. Change it up to keep it straight."

by Balthazaar December 13, 2012