carpet munching vacume whore

A lesbian that gets laid to often

You are a carpet munching vacume whore

by badjoe117 August 9, 2016

Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band

Smile

Also what the heck does coopr mean

Person 1: Prosper Mighty Eagle Marching Band?

Person 2: smile

by averagesaxplayer February 19, 2022

Arabian Marching Band

A combination of an Arabian Mudslide and a Rusty Trombone.

My girlfriend was giving me a rusty trombone last night, so i surprised her by spinnig around and giving her an Arabian Marching Band.....She loved it!!!

by Seyekoh August 10, 2006

cock munching butt slut

I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?

Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*

by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017

MunchingOrange

Someone who kisses up to the moderators/experienced members on internet forums.

Mod: "I think this is stupid"
MunchingOrange: "QIA"

by Faeces Magnet June 11, 2009

Rug munching

What two (lesbians) do on the daily basis

Bro I caught my sister rug munching my girl friend

by Boredhighschoolstudent October 3, 2018

Long County Marching Band

The best thing in the world and definitely better than the football team. Duh

Person1: Hey did you hear the Long County Marching Band at the game last night? They were amazing!

Person2: duh! That’s the only reason I go anymore! It hurts to watch the football team play!

by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 17, 2018