yummy mummy

An attractive older woman or an attractive mother. See also MILF.

"Have you ever been to her house? Her mom's a total yummy mummy!"

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

mumph

mentally retarded individual

They should make the windows on short buses pepper flavored so the mumph's won't lick the glass.

by Donba March 4, 2007

Mummy Dust

Mummy dust is things that have happened in the past. They're history, old news. Things that people won't let go. When old people talk about "well back in my day." Or people who are always bringing up stories from high school. Shit's mummy dust.

"Corey Colteaux is always talking about high school, always bringing up mummy dust."

E-40 Revenue Retrievin': Day Shift (Everyday is a Weekend) lyrics -
"saw some suckaz I don't trust (what they do)/
got to bringin' up old mummy dust/
pullin' up the past/
talkin' loud like a big mouth bass"

by SteveEP November 10, 2010

Meatus Mummy

Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.

Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!

by Count Fistula May 2, 2005

yummy mummy

a sexy mom, basically a milf...a mom who is attractive and "yummy"

"dude his mom is so hot, such a yummy mummy!"

by geegee June 29, 2003

mump

verb. two people go dig up a freshly buried male corpse, someone , one of the two people, put the corpse's balls/dick in his/her mouth while the other person jumps on the corpse's stomach while you ingest whatever comes out.

My friend and I went mumping and it was fun.

by the chink March 9, 2004

Murpy

A long, skinny, green bean cock.

Jonny J has a murpy, As his dick has the girth of a No.2 Pencil.

by the dead bodies October 14, 2008