Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon
I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.
by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018
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Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'
Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!
by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024
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Mummy Book Porn

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .
" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "
by Kazlex May 26, 2017
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Mummy

by Low March 30, 2022
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mummy peaker

an amazing, funny and exceptionally brilliant women someone that everyone can get along with and people want to be around
mummy peakers everyday lifestyle lookind after baby peaker
by katy hill April 29, 2010
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Mummy nu pass

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
by Likhakha December 26, 2019
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mummy

maisie chamerlain hyde is "a mummy fr" - jake
by jakestoked May 17, 2023
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