Muking

Jacking off with shit.

Link was Muking last night.

by Smerriel December 7, 2018

Murking

When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.

Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!

by Relkozien March 28, 2019

Mockingbeat

I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'll, just a little bit bit bit, shall
Just a little bit bit bit, shake
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, Bit, Bit
I'm just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Cksh* powt ptop tpow
I'm just the demeaning the pack

just the demeaning the pack

just the demeaning the paaack
War
F*ck the system
War
F*ck the system
F*ck the system
War
F*ck the system
War
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the sys
I need to f*ck the sys
Well I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bic
Bit, bit, bit
I'm just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
Just the man in the back
I'm just demeaning the pack
just demeaning the pack
just demeaning the paaay
War!
F*ck the system
War!
F*ck the system
F*ck the system
War!!
F*ck the system
War!!!
I need to f*ck the sys!
I need to f*ck the sys!
I need to f*ck the sys!
Um chka pok,*
Um chka pok*
You need to f*ck the sys-
You need to f*ck the sys-
You need to f*ck the sys-
We all need to f*ck the sys-
I'm, but a little bit bit bit, show
But a little bit bit bit, shame
But a little bit, bit, bit
Bit, bit, bit
I need to f*ck the system
We all need to f*ck the system!

One should never fight the war by constantly up with his Mockingbeat.

by pToo pLoose December 23, 2020

Musking

Switching over to a different social media platform from an earlier popular one

A lot of people are now musking to Signal

by Vishdhar January 15, 2021

Musking

Basically, when you work without any sleep thinking you’re the next Elon Musk.

Specifically, to reference Elon Musk’s relentless work ethic and put in countless working hours regardless of the time of day and doubters around you.

The person musking has decided the work must be done in order to secure a wealthier future and a trip to Mars if lucky.

I stayed up for 36 hours musking it and my bank account balance is not complaining.

Friend: I texted Joe last night to come to the bar at 10:00P.M. He replied back at 3:35A.M. saying, “no, I’m musking it tonight.”

Friend 1: Dude, let’s go on vacation somewhere
Friend 2: That would be cool but, I’m broke...
Friend 1: Can you work overtime or make some extra cash with a part-time job?
Friend 2: Oh yeah, I could
Friend 1: Bro, say less, start musking

by Scorpio_Jones February 13, 2021

macking

macking

yo my bro , i just macked that ting last night .

rahh babes i got a free yard are you on macking ,

by haze_19 March 27, 2021

Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021