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Drop down and get your Moses on

see Drop down and get your jesus on
for all the jews out there...brew pride
by TItties January 26, 2005
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National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day

If you know anyone named “Moses” then you are required to kiss them.
someone: hey, it’s National “Kiss anyone named Moses” Day
someone named moses: say less!
by Moses Day February 26, 2020
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Mose

This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.
I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.

Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
by Hank Steele June 10, 2021
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Mose

The fat long dick nigga who is funny and married Mariah Carey
I wish Mose would come fuck this pussy up!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Stone Moses

set in their ways?
by Wizardofahhhhhhhs September 9, 2018
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Moses Moment

The psychological response by black Americans (or other African descendant) upon learning their true identity as a Hebrew Israelite (i.e., biblical descendent of the children of Israel) resulting in an anger response towards their oppressors. The length and intensity of this response varies per person, which may be impacted by the level of their oppression.

See Exodus 2:11-12 for Moses’s story of slaying the oppressor of “his people.”

Term loosely based on cartoonist Aaron McGruder’s “N*gga Moment”: "A moment in which ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical negro male; causing him to act in an illogical, self-destructive manner, i.e. like a n***a." --Huey Freeman, first definition
Jason had his Moses moment after watching a video on YouTube.
by NPursuit_54x321 October 24, 2023
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moses sumney

peak human. or is he human? who knows i sure don’t.
oh shit it that moses sumney?”
“yea, bow down (and stream græ)”
by mosessumneyfan22 November 22, 2021
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