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montag

Slang for hello (greeting), or can be shortened to 'tag' (meaning 'day' in German), can also be used for money,
montag, how are you?

I have no montag! (for I have no money!)
by montag group March 4, 2005
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montage

A video showcasing kills in a video game. Characterized by the art of fitting as much sponsors as possible into your intro like FaZe or OpTiC.
Fanboy: Omg did you see the new FaZe montage!
Fanboy #2: YEAH 0MG THEIR S0 1337! TH3Y GO7 TH0S3 DANK MOFOS GAMMERGAMERS AND ImAgInG CoNdOmS SPONSORING THEM. TH3Y MU5T B3 ROLLING IN KU5H!
by Xxswag_master_420xX August 11, 2014
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Montalbo

That small place between your asshole and your nutsack.
I wiped backwards and got some shit on my Montalbo.
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Mohtasim

A hairless vagina with a pungent smell
A: hey how's thing with your girlfriend going?
B: she's weird man also she has mohtasim
by Aviha alam November 22, 2021
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monotasker

opposite of multitasker. much better than this lame-ass single tasker 4000 people think is cool, according to my inbox. what is wrong with you people. kiwis have been using monotasker for a long time so i hope it replaces this odious single tasker.

ok so it's not quite the opposite of multitasker, that would be doing nothing one thing at a time. kind of like my teenager.

maybe nonotasker is the next missing link?
my dad got really mad once when his lunch fell off his bike carrier in front a downs syndrome guy who just about PHSL. the orange rolled into the gutter.

my dad is such a total monotasker mate.
by i think it's mini March 25, 2010
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Mootaco

Mootaco is a new brand of blow off valve.
"what BOV are you running?"
"A Mootaco!"
"whoa!"
by Shane Jenkins February 29, 2004
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mootard

It is used in the hacker world to denote someone that is into the retarded type of childish cracking, such as those that ask how to hack hotmail accounts or porn sites, or plays with trojans.

Derived from the french word 'moutard' which means 'kid' but in a more negative way...sort of like a brat.

But with this spelling it's more of a retarded kind of childishness.

The proper way to say this word is with your hand bent at the wrist and slapping your chest when you say the 'moo' part, like a retard would act.
1337_hax0r_dudz0rz: duz nebody no how 2 get sum1s hotmail pass?

intelligent_person: get the hell out of here, you mootard. that isn't what real hacking is about.
by app April 26, 2006
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