Moon snuckle

When taking a shit, and a turd is dropped into the water, and the water proceeds to splash up and onto the person's ass or ass hole

Dude1: god damnit!
Dude2: what's wrong?
Dude1: I was just pinching a loaf and I got moon snuckled again! My ass is still wet!

by The moon snuckle September 21, 2013

moon stiffing

The act of having your penis accidentally slip out of a vagina during intercourse and then, in an attempt to re-enter the vagina, entering the anus.

"The sex was going good until I moon-stiffed her and then we both screamed."
"Damn, moon stiffing sucks."

by BobbyGoodrapes April 30, 2014

Moon High

When you get high from the moon at 3-5am.
"You're the Mr. Burns to my Sir Frank Williams"
(They represent the moon)

Sorry I said that, I got high off the moon and was moon high tehe.

by William Burns December 16, 2020

judas moon

A nickname for the moon when it is visible during the daytime.

I woke up this morning and saw a judas moon.

by JJ Grimm May 30, 2008

kevin moon

the best person alive !! a catboy with a big heart and a precious voice who feels like home, he will be your emotional support boy till the first day because hes amazing and the most caring person you’ll find. please support him a lot he deserves it sm i dont lie when im saying hes the best person and the best boy and THE BEST HUMAN ALIVE PLEASE STAN KEVIN MOON STAN THE BOYZ

i love kevin moon so much !!

by kevinilysm October 4, 2020

Moon Dice

The shadow on the ground left by the shape of a man's testicles below his anus

man: 'Hey honey! Look at my Moon Dice"

Women: "John, the kids are watching"

by Gondor September 2, 2012

Moon Templed

(verb) Referring to visiting the Moon Temple Bar in Wallingford, Seattle. To have been Moon Templed is to wake up the following morning having eaten and drank more than you thought physically possible, but you've only spent about $17.

Last night, my friends and I got totally Moon Templed! I'm feeling super rough today.

by SeattleLibrarians October 6, 2012