Momtastic

A combination of the words Mom and Fantastic. Used to describe an extraordinary mom.

Jessica: That Shira is so awesome, she is like the best mom, super wife, works full time, takes care of her dead-beat baby-daddy, volunteers and is extremely popular.
Tracy: Yeah, I know. She is like so Momtastic!!

by miamiplasteeq May 9, 2014

Reid's Moustache

An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.

BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!

BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.

BOY 1: Dude.

by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011

pencil line moustache

A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.

Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.

John Waters is a person who usually sports a pencil line moustache.

by Toee August 30, 2006

Minnesota Moustache

The act of one man placing his penis on another man's upper lip.

"My favorite movie was Bladerunner."
"Thats it I'm going to give you a Minnesota Moustache."

by Dick Kurkensen December 24, 2007

momster

An active member of the mommy mafia. (A mobster in the mommy mafia.)

"She's a new member of the West Oak Mommy Mafia - a momster in training."

by Regan and Lisa Brunsvold January 10, 2008

Moustache

noun

pronounced: mous-tache

a female mustache

Look at the moustache on Jessica.

by Andreides November 25, 2010

moustache

the equivalent of a beard, except for asexuals

"It's so obvious that he's asexual, that she's clearly just his moustache"

by sarcastasticnostalgia August 25, 2011