Somone who knows all. Sees all. In your privacy.
My girlfriend was such a mom last night. She scares me
by Robojoe November 20, 2015
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M.O.M.:
Man Of the Moment.
1) one tends to label their male crush as "mom". the Mom is considered to be the guy that they are crazy over at that moment.
2) one tends to label the male hero at the time, or the person most involved at that moment.
"OH MY GOD!!!! they are so HOT!! i think it's my mom..."
"Yep, that's my mom. he just gave birth to me."
by frilly fill October 10, 2005
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The name of a being overseeing. See "father" as well.
Mother says this or that but she claims and doesn't produce.
by Modge June 22, 2003
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Acronym for Marine-Only-Material. Primarily a California term. The fat homely girl(s) in the bar that no guy will talk to until a group of drunk, out of state Marines hit on her/them.
Dude let's hit up another spot, this place only has chicks with their dudes and a couple of MOMs.

There are rumors that in other states, MOMs are also hit on by normally socialized and developed members of the male species, not just Marines.
by Better than you've heard February 18, 2011
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1.Someone who thinks cleaning your room is the only responsibility you have
2.Someone who is too scared of you growing up to let you make mistakes so she governs everything you do
3.Someone who gets mad at you when you voice your opinion if it doesn't match hers
4. Someone who constantly exaggerates the amount of time you take to do something just to prove a point, even if its wrong
Kid:Hey mom, can i go for a walk? I did all my homework and I'm getting all A's
Mom:No! Your room is a huge mess, and it's too dangerous for you to go outside alone!
Kid: But I just cleaned my room and I'm 17 years old....
Mom: You're grounded!
by mikky__ March 12, 2015
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