Moisés Peña-Núñez

He is the total package. Hardworking, athletic, friendly, handsome, humble, caring, loving, and understanding. If you are ever blessed to come across a Moisés Peña-Núñez keep him close, he has the purest heart, the most dazzling eyes, contagious humor, and best advice. The perfect husband/father who takes your problems and worries to solve and fix as if they were his own. Never leaving your side as long as you don’t leave his. He takes pride in his family who are loving and caring. Doesn’t give up when things get tough, isn’t afraid to face a challenge. Makes friends easily. And is the best boyfriend who is loyal, attentive, and goes out of his way. Makes expectations a reality, has high standards and priorities. Can get any girl he wants but chose a girl named Katie instead :).

Moisés Peña-Núñez is so dreamy, I wish I could have dated him, Katie is so lucky!

by Alice green August 7, 2022

Des Moines

A place where everyone is actually pretty okay except for the privileged West Siders who can't seem to mind their business. Not synonymous with West Des Moines.

Man... I'm so sick of these people in West Des Moines not knowing how to drive. Let's go to the East Village in Des Moines.

by ihatetheeastsidebutilivehere July 4, 2018

Des Moines Slug Fest

When two large people get into a fight over the last piece of Iowa sweet corn.

After Jedediah finished his work for the day, he drove down to watch the Des Moines Slug Fest.

by JeromeTheTurtle January 16, 2021

Mr Mogey

Best teacher ever

Person 1: Yo dude! Mr Mogey is the best!
Person 2: Yeah!

by elpotato717 May 16, 2023

moided

To get incredibly drunk or heavily drugged up to an extent of being incapable of normal bodily and mind functions.

Alright lads, lets get absolutely moided tonight

by Moidsmcgee March 8, 2018

Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.

Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.

by Kate McGee June 9, 2011

modge

solid excretion from genitals
could refer to "nob cheese" or vaginal "hair balls" or similar products

can also be used to express disgust or as an insult

"i can't piss cause i got a build up of modge"

"her face looks like modge"

by arabian monkey-penguin March 11, 2009