Mockler

1. A snitch. Someone who will get another person in trouble even though they are the ones who are to blame
2.A very creepy person, who also thinks they're hot shit. Socially awkward around women and randomly hits on girls on facebook they dont even know

Ex. 1 "I heard that kid is a mockler. He just blamed his little brother for drinking from the family liqour cabinet when it was actually him
Ex. 2 "That kid just walked up to me and my girlfriend and just told me that my girl has an awesome ass. What a fucking mockler....

by DisGuy April 29, 2013

Fother Mucker

A fother mucker has a serious design defect. Never play him or her for a sucker because they earn their respect. They're basically like a CD in your stereo system that you can't eject, like a hardstyle DJ that just wrecks your neck. Like the best looking bitches, they'll keep your dick erect.

I'm a wild fother mucker, mother fucker dig that.

by Axkopfealix August 12, 2010

monkery

The process by which a previously normal person undergoes a Hollywood version of spiritual enlightenment and training. After this training (which is always set in inhospitable places, preferrably in Asia) the person comes back Chuck Norris level badass.

Batman Begins, training sequence. THAT was some serious monkery.

The 80's had a lot of monkery going on as well. Rocky IV training sequence, anything with Van Damme in it, and of course, Hard to Kill. His monkery was a coma.

by Apemorty August 8, 2006

mckernan

Normally a hot high school teacher with big tits

Wow that McKernan has big tits

by Thfhfhdtfthfyucytytdutfdfffff November 14, 2016

muder mucker

funny word 4 mother fucker

o muder mucker u killed my mum u must die bitch

by alistair06 August 8, 2006

Barn Mucker

A male who enjoys's licking other male's anus'.

Dude, are you a barn mucker? I would so lick your anus

by 696969blonde March 17, 2016

mucker

another term for oral stimulation of the penis

"She gives good muckers"

by Chuck March 29, 2005