dick mittens

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009

kitten mittens

when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it

bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf

by mike gallo August 15, 2006

dong mitten

The lone finger of a glove that has been abandoned by the rest of its glove on a playground,it looks as if it could house a small penis.

Hey dude, look at that shit, its a dong mitten!

GG

by P33T-Lwnage February 20, 2004

foot mitten

Rather like a pair of gloves/mittens however for the feet, foot mittens is a common term now used for socks :P.

" oh mum buy me some new foot mittens"...

"ey?!"

"socks mum socks!"

by pandurtle December 13, 2009

nigger mittens

Hands, usually palms of large proportion

My brother doesn't have big hands but compared to me, he has nigger Mittens

by Jonathan Fourtwenty Blaze August 30, 2016

murda mitten

The act of cutting a finger hole in a mitten, usually the index finger is cut out so that the person can shoot a gun with their mitten.

Mittens Guns murda mitten

by Swaggermaster69 January 30, 2014

dick mitten

A derogatory term for a female with a loose vagina.

When i put my dick inside her mitten i barely noticed. Such a dick mitten..

Shut it you dick mitten!

by Kenneth Poon March 15, 2009