miracle of heaven

A good thing happens.

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017

Miracle Whip

Goblin cum

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour

by pdedes December 5, 2017

Miracle Slip

When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.

Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me

by Reginald Rodhuffer May 13, 2018

miracle of 1984

When the USA beat the Soviet Union in Olympics, winning a gold medal bestowed by God

It was the Miracle of 1984

by DCobler September 8, 2016

miracle whip

A miracle whip is a skate board trick where mid air you grab the board above you head and do a flip. This trick is commonly known in the game skate 3

'you dude, sick miracle whip

by Fxme March 27, 2020

Miracle flush

When you've clogged the absolute fuck out of your toilet, you resign yourself to go get the plunger, and then, you hear a sucking sound, and the water flows through your pipes and out of your bowl as it compelled by a higher power.

Man, I clogged the hell out of my toilet after I ate that bad burrito, I was praying for a miracle flush but I ended up just getting diarrhea all over my arms when I plunged the damn thing.

by Lone15 April 17, 2020

Miracle Bowl

When you leave multiple strains of weed keef sit in a grinder for 6 months then scrape it out and smoke it.

Guy 1: "Yo, dude, you wanna smoke a miracle bowl?"
Guy 2: "Let's keef our lungs."

by CGering July 7, 2020