Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

a way to rage while getting changed

Your mum plays minecraft while geting changed you see her she says shit noggins you scream and put on your mums panties

by The word dano June 24, 2019

Minecraft

A game played by literal gods.

Yeet minecraft - PewDiePie

by onebadbaby August 26, 2019

Minecraft

it’s not a game; it’s a lifestyle

Person 1: MOB SO ICY, WONDER WHY THEY KILL ME, I’M JUST MINING
Person 2: hell yeah it’s Minecraft my nibba

by Miningwitabedsheet October 17, 2019

Minecraft

The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.

Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death

by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019

Minecraft

The best game in the universe

minecraft is cool

by Michael_f83 September 19, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is where all losers find to there future like this gentlemen here....

Person 1:*opens door*
Person 2 :GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT.

by Kenhasalife69 October 28, 2018