Milwaukee Handshake

Where two individuals touch genitals to relieve stress and boost morale.

Hey Eric, I heard you gave Bonnie a Milwaukee Handshake last night, congrats!

by Ephayes May 5, 2015

University School of Milwaukee

The worst fucking private school in all of Wisconsin. They suck at sports and somehow manage to have worse academics than Brookfield Academy with about $5000-6000 more in tuition. Nobody like the students or staff here and every other kid at this fucking school drive a G-Wagon or a Urus.

Yo bro do u go to University School of Milwaukee?

Yea bro.

Damn it must suck going to class with fucking weirdos who have no life and get fucked in a stall by the male staff every day.

Yea, its pretty easy to walk tho bc its not like ur getting fucked by anything big.

by KoolKidsKlub52 July 1, 2024

Milwaukee Margherita

When a person's foreskin is rimmed with salt and then filled with water akin to a water balloon. afterwards, the liquid is consumed via oral sex.

"Hey, wanna come pluck my pubes? Let's hang."

"Nah bro, getting a Milwaukee Margherita from Jorgen, the buff guy who was at the bar yesterday."

"Giggity Giggity Goo! Sounds Tight my slimdawg!":

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024

Milwaukee Margherita

When a person's foreskin is rimmed with salt and then filled with water akin to a water balloon. afterwards, the liquid is consumed via oral sex.

"Hey, wanna pluck my pubes? Let's hang."

"Nah bro, getting a Milwaukee Margherita from Jorgen, the buff guy who was at the bar yesterday."

"Giggity Giggity Goo! Sounds Tight my slimdawg!":

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024

Milwaukee tickle

When he went down for a chew he accidentally gave her a Milwaukee tickle.

First you need to grow a “pervert style” moustache and get her into the 69 position. When the bristles of your moustache accidentally or intentionally sweep over her ass hole you have achieved the Milwaukee tickle.

by Tbod33 January 29, 2024

Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.

I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses

by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023

Milwaukee Mix

A concoction of all the drinks available from a gas station soda drink dispenser in the largest cup available.

Hey, let's go to the 711 down the street later to get a Milwaukee mix.

by AtomicBalls April 29, 2023