The midnight shit is when you wake up in the middle of the night after you finally got some rest and you have to take a mean shit. You run to the bathroom to take off your pants and everything comes out in a slimy wet explosive diarrhea. You sit there in the darkness deep in thought about your days and why this shit is happening. You think about your life and your previous choices wondering just why did I do that. The midnight shit is the shit that makes you think about the next day and how much sleep youre gonna get for that night. Once youre done shitting you still have a funny feeling in your stomach that keeps you on the toilet. You wipe your ass as you push to hard and shove your fingers in your asshole. You go back to your bed thinking about your shitty feeling stomach and how shitty of a sleep that was.
by joffway February 22, 2023
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by KatKnipp August 16, 2015
Get the midnight mayonnaise mug.Late night (particularly after or on midnight) sexual shenanigans. Can involve all kinds of sexual acts regarding a ladies private area.
"I had some midnight strawberry last night, it was juicy!"
"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."
"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."
"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"
"Man, since my girl left me I've been missing the midnight strawberry."
"He was so surprised last week when I gave him some midnight strawberry."
"Who knew midnight strawberry behind Tescos car park could be so delicious!"
by midnight strawberry June 18, 2013
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Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.
"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"
by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012
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Guy 2: Yep. Gunna take a "midnight dip" with my gf.
Guy 1: Nice
Guy 2: Yep. Gunna take a "midnight dip" with my gf.
Guy 1: Nice
by Sp4cter March 5, 2016
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