“ - did you mel me again?”
“ - sorry i ignored you 3 days ago
- stop melling me!!”
“to mel or not to mel today”
“ - sorry i ignored you 3 days ago
- stop melling me!!”
“to mel or not to mel today”
by FastRacc69 May 24, 2023

by UluruNutz July 20, 2022

mel/melly! a person who is super cool and awesome and the best and 707 irl and has some of the most amazing traits in a human anyone has ever seen!
by littlebug435 November 21, 2021

Somehow the person who isn't here for one of the bosses got a bigger split than the people who were here for the entire raid.
by Lmaokai1234 August 27, 2021

Super tall. Kind of looks like the monopoly dude. Rich of course. If it has a hole, chances are ole Mel's been in it. He's a gummy eating, beer drinking, soft lover ladies. Mel doesn't mess around with anything under 280lbs though so if ya aint 280 you aint a lady. You can catch Mel Mon-Fri from 6am-12pm at your local nudie bar throwing down some Mels. Mel calls $100 bills Mels because has rich and can. I know right, what an ass. As for Saturday and Sunday, Mel usually takes his PJ down to Vegas to get his new Escort for the upcoming week to do it ALL OVER AGAIN.
by Lotioneater12 January 10, 2024
