The queen of Christmas that will defrost in Christmas, and she will come and get you for Christmas. But don't worry, she won't defrost until Christmas.
Ava, when it's Christmas Day at 12 AM, set a timer and when the timer sounds, go and lock all of the doors so that Mariah Carey won't get in!
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Get the A Mariah mug.When you fuck up so bad, you experience a brief moment of understanding of how terribly Mariah messed up during the 2016 New Year's Rockin' Eve "performance"
"Damn! I fucked up rilly badly, Becky. I accidentally burned Watermeloquandria's weave, and now Thotqueisha finna win the Little Miss Chicago's Stripper Pole Princess pageant, AND Fried Chickenice's baby daddy done got my ass prego, too!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"
"Damnnnn Camelteiffa! Yo ass messed like Mariah!"
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