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Rocky Mountain Massacre

A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.
Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!
by Masterdisaster February 17, 2023
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valley bus massacre

When the Jewish school’s Valley bus and it’s occupants are ushered into the auditorium to get patted down and have their belongings searched through by faculty for drugs.
Remember when that guy got suspended for having a vape on him during the Valley bus massacre.
by netaiszooted July 5, 2023
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The Void Rizzdong Massacre

A horrible action taken against someone, such as throwing a suppression grenade at someone right after they cast their super in destiny 2
by anonymous July 12, 2024
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Shower Stall Massacre

When you blast explosive diarrhea all over the wall of the shower stall.
Knowing I was going to have explosive diarrhea, I performed a shower stall massacre.
by ESDI-80 August 1, 2024
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Valentines Day Massacre

Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
by Johnheartlebob October 16, 2023
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The Brian Jonestown Massacre

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too
Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols
by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024
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New Orleans Massacre

I know you all want my input on this (Because why else you would be here)
Hym "So, the New Orleans massacre... 15 people were killed. The guy was a Muslim who was apparently radicalized by ISIS. I don't know if that's true. OR did you guys steal all of his shit? In which case, why did you expect him to not slaughter you for that? Stupid. Either way, not very interesting. I guarantee the media prescription if both self-indulgent and full of shit."
by Hym Iam January 5, 2025
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