take it to the mat

To take an aggressive stance on a disagreement and "take it to the Mat."

1. You take every disagreement and take it to the mat. 2. It doesn't matter if our disagreement is big or small you tend to take it to the mat. 3. I have given you solid evidence to dispute your stance but you continue to take it to the mat. 4. To feel so strongly about your point that you refuse to listen to reason or logic and will not budge from your stance and take it to the mat.

by dude20004040404004 September 27, 2013

bath mat

Used to keep your feet warm and not for absorbing extra water.

Katie stop getting the bath mat wet from your shower.

by Riddle91rs May 28, 2016

jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.

George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.

by SlagsWife January 7, 2010

Mas mat

Short for "masturbation material"

- After getting critically erected in puplic, I realized that Britney Spears' new vid was "masturbation material"

or

- Online n00b #1: "check out some of the first episodes of baywatch, just click on the link, it's sweet mas mat, dude."

Online n00b #2: 2thx, I'll check after I've finished facebooking"

by vulvasker August 6, 2010

Welcome Mat

A vertical, rectangular patch of facial hair on the chin worn to subtly suggest the wearer's proclivity for performing fellatio.

There were lots of hot dudes at the party, but I zeroed in on the one with the welcome mat.

by Freedom Tail June 10, 2020

door mat

A small fucking blanket, that is so small that has no use.

Hey man can you pass me a blanket?
Yeah sure here you go.
Fuck thanks for the door mat bitch!

by horse-cock-juggler July 1, 2012

welcome mat

What you call a womans vagina when she uses it for the act of welcoming any and all good-looking new members into your community by sleeping with them before anyone else does. Similer to a welcome wagon but going the extra mile to your bed.

1-they call me the welcome mat because i hunt down the new guy in town and drag him to my lair before anyone else gets in theier pants

2- that chick is alameda's welcome mat for when the coasties pull into town

by trixxy b damned November 10, 2006