The Brighty Manoeuvre

The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.

The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.

by Cpt Jerpa May 1, 2014

Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.

She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!

by Luciferslube November 30, 2015

I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes

Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes

by clear misogyny April 30, 2020

The Carl Manoeuvre

When a girl puts ice in her mouth and proceeds to suck a guy's balls to cool him down

"Oh no, Oscar is dying of heatstroke! Where is the ice!? We need to do the Carl manoeuvre on him!"

by Valderion June 13, 2023

Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

When your trying to pick up a girl, and when you finally take her home... It's bigger than yours

I'll snag him with the old Trojan Horse Manoeuvre

by ExomperOf December 2, 2023

Credit-Card-Manoeuvre

When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.

Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.

by Pajinus June 20, 2024

The Bradbury manoeuvre

When a person in possession of a penis bends it between their legs to insert it into a hole, whether into their own anus or (if intersex) a vagina if they possess one. This does not require ejaculation and is a form of masturbation.

A variation of this manoeuvre is “a Licks Bradbury”, where you ingest the residue left on the penis after by scraping it off with a spoon and licking it.

Person 1: “Did you hear about John? He enjoys doing the Bradbury manoeuvre!”

Person 2: “A licks Bradbury?”

Person 1: “John’s a licks Bradbury champion!!”

by Sciencebadmintonguy January 21, 2026