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Magnum P.I.

An overt moustache (usually on a woman) that resembles the moustache of Tom Selleck. Star of Magnum P.I.
Did you see Bill's date? She had a Magnum P.I.
by PeterfromOttawa April 22, 2006
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Magnum

A scrawny kid with a huge wang. A Magnum usually plays pansy "sports" like ultimate frisbee and bowling. Don't expect to see a Magnum out around the town at night because they usually go to bed at 10pm. This is because they are so tired from having to lug that huge mangina around all day. Even though Magnum's have large love sticks they usually strike out with the ladies, coming off as cocky and annoying. The cockiness usually develops from their knowledge that they are more "man" than the average joe.
"Really Magnum, put that thing away!"
by frisbeeisforchumps October 28, 2009
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MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
by PeterTosh February 10, 2012
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.44 Magnum

A huge fucking round. If you get hit by this beast, there won't be much left.
Holy shit, I just got hit with a .44 Magnum...holy shit, my stomach is gone!
by BullHorn February 4, 2004
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Magnum Dong

A phrase referring to the massive cock attached to my waist
Wow my Magnum Dong feels happy today
by godpleasehelpme October 10, 2020
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Duece Mangus

A friend who forgets to use soap in the shower.
Jerry - "Yo Duece Mangus, you're room smells like shit, you forget soap again?"
Duece Mangus- "..."
by Tuff Bastard February 27, 2019
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Sans With a Magnum Dong

1; Simple. It's Sans from Undertale with a Magnum Dong/ Big Penis
2; GOD
John: Damn, I love Sans With a Magnum Dong
Marie: ...gay
by u noob me cool February 19, 2021
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