MacBook

A laptop that is often trashed on urban dictionary by little broke dwarfs that will always and forever be too broke to buy one and ever experience the thing they are trashing.

person one: MacBooks are so gay.
Person two:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BROKE DWARF NOT LIKE YOU CAN AFFORD ONE ANYWAY!

by skinnyyoungTHUG July 9, 2019

danse macabre

the performance of a kind of dance that happens when bullets rip through your body, often rapidly so that your body is animated and appears to be dancing.

the body shifted from side to side violently as bullets poured into his body they called it the Danse Macabre

by Mrs X September 21, 2005

Macabre

Chicago speed metal band consisting of:

Corporate Death-
7-string guitar and lead vocals

Nefarious-
6-string bass and backing vocals

Dennis the Menace-
Drums

Nearly every song is about serial killers. Notable ones include:
"Ed Gein"
"David Brom Took An Axe"
"Jeffrey Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory"
"Night Stalker"
"Dr. Holmes - He Stripped Their Bones"
"Unabomber"

Many great albums including Gloom, Sinister Slaughter, Behind the Walls of Sleep, Unabomber, Dahmer, Morbid Campfire Songs, and Murder Metal.

While I dismembered the man attempting to break into my home, I was listening to "Serial Killer" by Macabre. My favorite band.

by Jeff Dahmer June 21, 2004

macbizzle

what cranbrook preps say to avoid cursing the scottish play, Macbeth.

"This production of Macbizzle is like totally going to be the best play ever, even if it is scottish!"

by KT December 27, 2003

MacOSXpert

One who is skilled in the arts of the Macintosh operating system X.

Robyn is a MacOSXpert, She is very knowledgeable about the operating system she uses on a daily basis.

by MacOSXpert August 8, 2011

macoroni

a secret word you and your amazing boyfriend who doesnt have a cell phone use so that you know who you are textig when they borrow there friends phone. That way the friend can not pretend to be ur amazing boyfriend.

Text Message received form Dillon :

Hey whats up? Macoroni.

That way I know its Toby.

by Charlybrown July 9, 2009

Macbeth

infant flatulence that don't result in any actual business - "full of sound and fury, / Signifying nothing."

From the sound of things, I thought that Abby had made a big messy, but it turned to just be a Macbeth.

by A Father January 18, 2009