1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.
Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .
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When the hand is placed inside the underwear to bring upward the scrotum therefore bringing comfort to the owner of said hand and scrotum.
(Also can be used in the form "A.Y.J.", Adjust Your Junk, for one who is on the outside of the seemingly grimy situation.)
When the hand is placed inside the underwear to bring upward the scrotum therefore bringing comfort to the owner of said hand and scrotum.
(Also can be used in the form "A.Y.J.", Adjust Your Junk, for one who is on the outside of the seemingly grimy situation.)
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Ben: No Jessica, I A.M.J.'ed. (Looks towards camera with thumbs up and winks)
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Ben: No Jessica, I A.M.J.'ed. (Looks towards camera with thumbs up and winks)
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