minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.
by PSYCHOBITCHER April 10, 2017
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Minnesota Nice

A used by rude, "me first", and backstabbing people to convince others how nice they're supposed to be.

Someone who's generally the opposite of what they're trying to sell themselves as. A phony.
"What's wrong with you, can't you see how Minnesota NICE we are?"

That cunt slipped her way to the front of the line, in true Minnesota Nice fashion.
by wordsy54 July 19, 2008
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minnesota vikings

will be one of the best teams in the NFC in '05 with their highly improved defense and all the ballers they already have like nate burleson
the vikes did the right thing by getting rid of moss
by TOB fo eva March 14, 2005
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Minnesota Stolz

Where you get a text from a random girl during 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th period to meet under the stairs and receive a blowjob.
New message: hey baby wanna meet under the stairs in 5 minutes i'll give u a minnesota stolz.
by derek moren June 24, 2006
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Ada, Minnesota

ada, minnesota is a small town in norman county which is NW minnesota. its population is at least 1,000 and it is kinda boring. it has a movie theater and a bowling alley and a subway which has great food and it has movie and game rentals. the major towns around it are detroit lakes, moorhead and fargo which is in north dakota. overall, it is not to bad but have things to do.
this place is the ada, minnesota of towns.

god this place is so like ada, minnesota!

this town is as boring as ada, minnesota.
by friedreich steiner '43 March 13, 2011
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Hastings, Minnesota

Southeast of the twin cities, greatest place ever.
We need to move somewhere better.
Where?
Hastings, Minnesota.
by hastings<3 April 21, 2011
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Minnesota Carpool

Its when 4 of your buddys get a 4 way 69 on in a stolen car!!
Owner of Car: What happened to my car??
Officer: Well I believe a good ole fashioned Minnesota Carpool took place here last night.
by T_Spranks June 09, 2011
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