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Mecha Peni

A very large, ribbed metal penis. It isn't attached to a person but yet has a mind of its own. It enjoys penetration of all sorts.
A dark shadow fell across the land, and everyone knew that the mecha peni had arrived.
by Sexxxx January 27, 2007
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Mechanicsville

Mechanicsville, Va, 10 minutes out of Richmond. Need drugs? They're here, need a whore? They're..that describes Mechanicsville, boring place, called the ville as well
Yo I'm from the fan, where you from?
Well, i grew up in the ville
by flic September 18, 2004
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MechMaster621

Imbecile child who thinks it is funny to add lewd definitions of people he has distaste towards, and is then too chickenshit to name himself as the source, so he/she cites other persons.
Stop being a MechMaster621, it's embarrassing everybody in the room. *blushes*
by R4wk3R April 7, 2005
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mechanical pencil shit

When you can't clean your anus after pooping no matter how many times you wipe. Usually a mechanical pencil shit is one that takes a long time to come out, so one begins to wipe prematurely before the whole poop has completely dislodged itself from the butt hole.

One's shit keeps refilling like a mechanical pencil: no matter how many times that one wipes, he can't get it clean.
This mechanical pencil shit took two rolls of toilet paper to wipe and I still haven't stopped shitting.

Mentioned by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Podcast 8-11-11
by pzeke August 14, 2011
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Card Mechanic

A card cheat who specializes in sleight-of-hand manipulation of cards
1. Did you see that guy cheatng?
2. Yeah, he was a card mechanic!
by trkz December 6, 2003
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mechanoid

A word for a sentient non-organic humanoid not intended for warfare or any specific service and with no programmed restrictions.
A robot with a structure resembling that of a human. Two arms and two legs.
by Lazareth Link February 11, 2005
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Mechanaporn

Mechanaporn is a book of motoring information, that certain people may find erotic.
I was reading how to re-build big block Chevvy engines, it was great mechanaporn
by Matt_got_skills August 18, 2009
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