Martha Wayne

When you try to pull off a pearl necklace but you shoot her in the face instead

I told him I wanted it on my chest but instead he gave me a Martha Wayne

by Bruce bane October 24, 2023

Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."

"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"

by Kevalo May 25, 2025

martha

Martha is a Trump supporter and it is really her only personality trait. Her favourite song is “real women vote for Trump”. Martha is a middle aged woman and she’s a dedicated christian.

“Oh look, there’s Martha telling everyone to vote for Trump!”

by jessgurrrrrrrrrrrrr December 1, 2020

martha-charlotte

She is a beautiful girl, inside and out. She is often misunderstood and some people don't understand how she thinks. She thinks she is a ugly duckling, but so many people think differently. She is a little bit to romantic and hopes that she can get her prince. She was often disappointed, but with her best friends she feels better.

Martha-Charlotte is Hott and all her friends love her, because she is a amazing, lovable girl

by XOXO Sky December 25, 2016

Martha Harris Wilerson

Martha Harris is a proclaimed counter strike player. Making consistent epic plays with the AWP. He is actually the creator of the game and in the highest rank. Martha is a professional chef along with motorcycle rider. With a net worth of 490 billion Martha Harris is envied by all.

That looked like a Martha Harris wilerson!

by Sonnder May 31, 2019

Martha

Sometimes can be kind but generally annoying can be beautiful but usually has a major attitude and most of them can’t drive.complains about everything but overall great!

Martha is so annoying

by Bigith dong November 20, 2021

Martha

Either of these two:

1) A poor woman who has to live with the curse of living with inanimate objects that sing.

2) The shared name of Batman and Superman's mothers.

1) "What's a matter, what's a matter Martha?"

2) "Save...Martha!"

by ThunderclashPrime October 28, 2021