Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

Femenist Llama

A sexual act, usually done by an angry female whose suitor has done her wrong, whereby a female performs oral sex on a male parter and allows him to jizz in her mouth. Next, the female proceeds to stand up, spit the jizz back in her male partner's face, and punch him in the junk.

First Female: "I can't believe he said he wanted to break up! Are you okay?"
Second Female: "Yeah, I'm fine. I gave him a Femenist Llama as a going away present."

by TheGrindingNun May 29, 2009

Dirty Llama

When a girl is giving you head you look down and constantly spit on her face.

Last week some girl was giving me head and i spit on her face. She flipped out and asked me why i always do that, then she asked me if i was some kinda of Dirty llama.

by Phillip Ungerer January 18, 2008

angry llama

when you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back in your face.

she told me not to cum in her mouth but i did it anyway. the result was an angry llama.

by farku July 22, 2009

sexy llama

something my brother looked up on the school computers

sexy llama

by thrfgbedfvwsdcujkil May 12, 2016

llama girl

teenage female who so happens to own llamas-this person is commonly extremely embarrassed by this and it is usually her parents' fault. more often than not, this effects her chances with boys.

"wow, look at that llama girl, i feel really bad for her. she'll never get a date because of her llamas."

by Kendall Jones October 1, 2008

llama

Llama's are NOT related to camels and do not look like sheep....
and they are not pets.

Llamas found in chester zoo

by g_man12 March 1, 2009