Arm day is the only day because you will never meet your Skype girlfriend in real life. Goes to car meets with fake Yeezys and 2009 Justin Bieber hair cut. Watches porn too much. Big upper body, small lower body; especially the penis.
“You are such a fuckin Beef Lizard.” “I sure would hate to be a Beef Lizard.” “Shut up, Beef Lizard.”
by beeflizardman November 23, 2019
Get the Beef Lizard mug.Someone who is incredibly sexy and is often a real sweetheart but is in general a big horndog and reminds you of characters such as Randal from monsters inc. or Goob from meet the Robinson's while being hot at the same time. Not to be confused with a sex goblin.
Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.
Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.
Stacy-"Who's that gorgeous girl standing shrouded in darkness in the corner of the room over there?"
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"
Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"
Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*
by YouWinThisRoundDavidLazzano August 18, 2019
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Mark: "fuck off, Andrew. quit being such a praise lizard!"
Felix "Lix" Fassbender: "yeah!"
Mark: "fuck off, Andrew. quit being such a praise lizard!"
Felix "Lix" Fassbender: "yeah!"
by praiselizard May 20, 2017
Get the praise lizard mug.noun liz-erd nek A condition similar in nature to batwing, occurs on a hot day or during a workout, may also result from the presence of post cloital fluids; defined as the cock sticking to the ballsack as though it were glued, taped or velcroed down. Most often requires a manual adjustment or in sever cases the application of any various over the counter anti-friction powders. The state of Lizard-Neck is not permanent (unless superglued by a vengeful ex) and only effects males.
This muggy weather is giving me the worst Lizard-Neck!
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
I've got to take care of this Lizard-Neck-SKKRREEECCCCHHHHH- ah that's better.
by Narf December 1, 2017
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all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
all you have to do is climb on a pole and that's it. unless there's a clear visible way there that does not involve climbing.
they have a dash attack that does obliterate you, too bad all you have to do is a EPIC FLIP over it
by someone else thats not u January 12, 2021
Get the Green Lizard mug.A person who hangs around gun ranges, trying to get laid by people with super sweet guns (full autos, sub-machine guns, suppressed guns).
Dude if this suppressed FNX 45 Tactical gets me laid by even just one range lizard, it will be worth it!
by madscout636 July 28, 2013
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