bitch listener

A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.

Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.

by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012

poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013

nail litter

a nail litter is a person who trims his or her nails and does not throw away the trim nails

looks like Mrs Jenny nail litter left us another mountain of nails to pick-up ..toe jam included!!

by Yanster January 8, 2014

knitty litter

The yarn, neeedles, spinning wheels and other debris that collects all over a home when an inhabitant is into knitting or crocheting.

Can you get this knitty litter off the couch so we have a place to sit down?

by BMan419 January 7, 2017

Chat Litter

The act of causing flood or high amounts of spam in a text chat, typically by arguments, salt, etc.

Calm down, you all have been arguing for the past hour, and I'm getting tired of all this chat litter.

by Shiftend June 15, 2018

i listen to sweater weather

they are a raging bisexual

“i listen to sweater weather”
“wait... r u? bi?”

by gordone April 8, 2021

National listen to jayden day

listen to jayden rn and play games whatever he wants

Oh did you listen to jayden today cause it’s national listen to jayden day

by jacobfreeman100 April 25, 2021