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Lisa Simpson

Person that is very morally aware and politically correct, especially that which is among people whos morals are distinctly lacking.
"Lets go throw my mum's jewellery at cars while wearing no pants and playing Fuck The Police on my stolen stereo."
"No thats morally wrong."
"I hate you Lisa."
by JesusWritesPunkSongs June 11, 2006
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The Lisa Turtle

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.
Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...
by poopdarichard October 1, 2009
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Lilani

Of Greek origin meaning Heavenly flower; although she might as well be Pandora's box
however Lilanis merge a Heavenly aura charming every man in her path with a devilish gaze that triggers lustful sensations on us mortals.
A successful achieving person by day, usually leading a fruitful career... and a wild untamed party animal that defiantly breaks every rule in the way of her satisfaction by night.
Taming a Lilani is guaranteed lifetime of health wealth loyalty and an amazing sex life.
Lilanis tend to develop tight bonds with bigger sized men, often to believed descendants of Titans from Greek Mythology that she encounters along her travels globaly
dude, that calm chic at the bar was such a Lilani my back hurts!
*wedding vow* Will you take this woman to be your Lilani forever and ever?
Forget about it dude, she's a Lilani... you can't handle that...
lila
by 108andcounting August 19, 2013
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Lilac

Lilac is a really kind friend who you can trust with your secrets. She tends to like animals and is so kind . Chases after all the boys but likes attention.If you have on in your life hold on to them they are awesome . She has great fashion style
Girl 1. Look at that girl she looks so nice !
Girl 2. That must be a Lilac
by A nice person :) August 15, 2020
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Lisa

The name of a girl who is very beautiful and cute. She is nice and sweet person. She also caring about who she love. Moreover, she is cheerful. Always do jokes and make his friends laugh. She also smart. She is perfect girl in cuteness and have a kind heart in love. Many boys has crush on her.
boy 1: i think i fall in love with lisa
boy 2 : ouhh .. she is pretty

boy 1: herm yeah
by crush😘 December 27, 2016
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liplash

the act of receiving a slap in the face from a woman's labia. Often causes a snapping of the neck similar the whiplash. The female version of mushroom stamping
I was going down on this girl when she gave me liplash. Now, I have to go to physical therapy!
by maz33 January 23, 2011
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Mona Lisa Smile

That look on a girls face when you cum on her tits. Not a full on grin, but just a subtle smile that you aren't sure what it means, but you think she's enjoying it.
Sherry gave me her Mona Lisa Smile when I came all over her tits, but it went away after my buddy Tim nutted all over her face.
by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016
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