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Crank That Lincoln

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.
One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.
by Todd MacGuire December 29, 2007
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Linus

He's i sweet sexy boy who will cuddle his homies to sleep. You can always depend on Linus to steal your bitch, so hide your women because here comes Linkan with his 30 inch punisher. ( usually tall, muscular and handsome af).
Oh my my girlfriend got destroyed by Linus and his massive dong.
Damn das duff...
by Bigtittylover69 October 17, 2019
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Full Lincoln

When you score four times, and then she blows your brains out.
Mary Todd didn't have the endurance to give me the Full Lincoln, so I seceded.

If only I had a sturdier Lincoln Log, then she'd have given me the Full Lincoln treatment.
by Monster Cock Bros. August 5, 2010
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linux

The Operating System that POWERS urbandictionary you assholes.

Go on to www.netcraft.com
Then look up "www.urbandictionary.com" on the web server search. I see SEVEN linux servers, and 2 netbsd/openbsd servers.

I was able to install Mandrake Linux on my computer without any help, BECAUSE I RTFM! Like when I first installed WINDOWS!!

All the people who said shit about linux either:
1) Heard about it from Microsoft
2) Heard about it from SCO
3) Heard about it from some anti-linux group.
4) Saw a friend use Slackware
5) Saw a friend use the terminal.
6) Tried using Slackware as their first distro.

Linux is a great computer for all uses except crashing on you.

Ubuntu, Suse, Mandrake, and MEPIS are great linux distros that offer excellent user friendliness WITH GRAPHICAL TOOLS. So you don't even HAVE TO USE THE FUCKING TERMINAL!!

Only thing you can't do is run Windows stuff, like WINDOWS AIM, and WINDOWS EXPLORER, so don't even try doing stupid ass stuff.
Dumbass:: Linux sucks because there's no aim client.
Me:: Dumbass, AIM FOR LINUX, GAIM, KOPETE, LICQ, and NAIM!
by tsphan December 2, 2004
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Lincoln

Sexy man with a huge penis and is a flat out stud at everything he does.
Hey it's Lincoln!
by Johny dep June 29, 2017
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abraham lincon

when a person shaves off there own genital hair and glues it to a person chin (trying to resemble abrahams beard) using semen.
Samantha: whats all this hair on my face.
Bob: You got Abraham Linconed Bitch
Samantha: Ill fucking kill you.
by Todd Bennison October 9, 2006
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Lincoln Tunnel

The sexual act of wrapping a $5 dollar bill around the schlong and then slamming the aforementioned schlong in a girl's pooper.
One day I was out of condoms, so my gf gave me $5, but I said "f**k that bitch", I'm just gonna use the 5 and Lincoln Tunnel her.
by hubiedubie December 13, 2012
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