Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

Linking

Similar to a meat train, linking is a sexual act where a minimum of 6 men stand in a line and perform anal on one another.

"Me, Dickie & Brownie went linking with a few lads in The Three Magnets after work"

by beefcurtainadmirer November 7, 2018

Linkin Log

1. Taking a giant shit, in the form of a log.

2. The act of sodomizing someone with a pizza log.

1. I just dropped a Linkin Log, man, the toilet's backed up.

2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.

by LinkinBlogger October 24, 2014

linking pinkies

When a total stranger comes up to you and interlocks your pinkie with theirs because they feel a connection to their soul

"Hey Carol, you should link that guy's pinkie"

"No Sandra! I'm not linking pinkies with that hobo!"

by spicypenguin January 20, 2019

Linkin park

Me fav band ever

Me: Yo

Other random dude: yea?

Me: U ever heard of Linkin Park?

Other random dude: No.

Me: YO I WILL KICK YO A$$

by Oofedkid73 January 28, 2020

Linkin Log

When a man puts his penis between two other peinses, moving back and forth, then ejaculates, similar to titty fucking.

Last night my boyfriend had a friend come over. We had some drinks and decided to Linkin Log with each other. My boyfriend, Dillon and his friend Will, laid beside each other, erect, then I slid my penis between there's until I came.

by Jewlz&Woody July 14, 2020

Linkin Parked

When a band has started out with a good sound, yet they slowly get worse and worse as every new album comes out

John:Did you hear that The Killers just linkin parked?
Joe: I know it sucks, dude, they were soooo good.
Sally:Yeah, Hybrid Theory was awesome, Meteora was OK, Minutes to Midnght sucked ass, and A Thousand Suns is totally fucked up.

by Mr Awemazing :3D October 2, 2010