indie leftist

someone who rushes away from a conversation at a party to turn up some shitty indie song they heard about on bolachas gratis

man, i put on sung tongs while we were driving to the record store and that kid fucking came in his pants. what an indie leftist.

by PENNY DREADFULS February 4, 2009

Letting the Demons Out

Masturbating to release stress and/or anger.

"Where did Steve go after he got fired from work yesterday?"
"I think he was at home letting the demons out."

by JankerWanker April 21, 2013

leftism

Condition caused by an accident that results in the loss of one testicle, usually the right one. Results in the nickname of "Lefty".

Someday, the ballad of Lefty shall be heard round the world.

He flew forward and hit his balls, thus he became Lefty.

by Andrew "Lefticle" Lanford September 7, 2005

leetist

One who denys actual fact in the gaming world, adopting the idea that whatever is "the latest and greatest" is better than anything else. The leetist is often found spending in excess on these types of games.

A leetist often points out graphical details and ignores real gameplay when confronted with an objection.

When someone mentions an older game the leetist points out that its out of date and the graphics are sub-par.

by DrRetard September 27, 2007

Lefting

The same thing as writing, just when a left handed person does it.

Susie: John, you're hand writing is awful, you should join some writing classes.

John: You're probably right, but I'm going to be in the lefting classes. I'm a lefty.

by Eppoch April 3, 2010

Leftism

Leftism concerns itself with progressive ideologies whose cultural and political backing is so strong that they are said to attain power equivalent to those of a state religion, with which they often exhibit significant similarities in both theory and practice.

Mike is a Leftist, so he worships, like a religion, in ideologies of progressivism, group identity, equality of outcome, all without basis of merit or fact.

The act of; leftism

by The Right side May 2, 2019

lertify

Notify with a strong sense of urgency. A derivative of the words alert and notify

Also can be used in past tense as lertified

Present tense:
"OMG there is a fire in California. Someone lertify the firemen!"

Past Tense:
"Wow. There's a fire up there. I wonder if anyone has been lertified..."

by Jeremy Hubert March 30, 2009