adult learner

Members of a college class who are far older than the rest of the students.
These old-enough-to-be-your-parents aged classmates typically sit in the front of the class, arrive drastically early with noisome big-gulp sized iced coffees and tend to ask belaboring and basic questions.
Due to mass layoffs and a degree-demanding job market, these masses of Baby Boomers opt to return to college, starting from scratch alongside twenty-somethings.

todd: man, who was that guy in our class making corny jokes and telling us to never get married?
frank: that is your typical adult learner right there

by thomas piiiinchen October 30, 2013

leaerm

phonetical way of spelling liam for entertainment purposes.

"leaerm is the fittest person i know"

by Bethan Heslop February 16, 2005

larmongous

1. A Mix of words: Large & Humongous.
2. Savior

1.Dang, That 12 foot sub sandwich was LARMONGOUS!

2. God is larmongous.

by K-A March 17, 2005

learning and burning

Learning course material for long enough to pass the exam, and then forgetting it all.

Betsy: I took that class.
AJ: Well then you can go help them with their homework then.
Betsy: Are you kidding? That was like 2 years ago! I'm an expert at learning and burning...

by eckzow October 2, 2007

Larmouse

A false and ficticious name for the always classic mullet. This term was created one evening between two college room-mates /soul-mates if you prefer, over a bottle of Boones Farm and during commerical breaks for the television show "Small Wonder." Larmouse was a term created to brainwash unsuspecting farm boys who simply don't know any better than to trust the big butt and a smile.

Hey Tiki, bet you a bottle of Boones Farm I can "Larmouse" that farm boy tonight!

by The Farm Hand May 15, 2010

Leafmentia

Leafmentia (orig. from Toronto, pronounced Leef-men-teea):n. A disease of the brain which affects Leafs fans only. People affected by leafmentia tend to be delusional and reality does not exist in their realm and are in constant denial. Symptoms include (1) believing that there is hope for their team, (2) feeling giddy when they win a game and (3) thinking that they are progressing when they are regressing. According to the Canadian Mental Health Association, 98% of Leafs fans are affected by this disease. Reports indicate there is no known cure although legend has it that a mystical Cup, not seen in Toronto since 1967, holds the cure.

Hendo- Hey longer, did you hear the leafs are only 6 points out of a playoff spot?

Longer- Josh, they haven't made playoffs in the last 5 years!!

Hendo- So? This good be it!

Longer- Dude, your suffering from Leafmentia!!!!!!!

by Hendo37 March 4, 2011

Learney

Is a beautiful girl who can be a tough one but always so caring of others she helps you out and gives her best mates fuel money, she is a one of a kind gal

Learney is amazing

by Kmmmla July 28, 2014