This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.
Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.
by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.
by MrWorkout February 10, 2006

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job
or
someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
or
someone having sex, but too lazy to move.
Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.
by authOOr October 16, 2006

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.
Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.
by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

1) A great name to call a friend who intentionally sleeps all day, doesnt change out of pjs till the afternoon, takes hours to text back, and basically does nothing all day
Wow have you guys heard about that girl Brittany Morgan? I heard is a lazy bum, all she does is sleep all day long.
by MM7 October 26, 2009

by lxilou08 March 12, 2009

by John Peppercorn June 30, 2008
