Lazy Nard

This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.

Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.

by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

lazy toucan

Following ejaculation during buttsex, the pitcher will let their equipment go limp, while the catcher farts it out.

...and with one final blast of flatulence, we had ourselves a lazy toucan.

by MrWorkout February 10, 2006

lazy fuck

A lazy fuck is either someone who's too lazy to have a job

or

someone having sex, but too lazy to move.

Fundo is a lazy fuck. His girlfriend rides him every day, and he hasn't had a job in 10 years. That lucky bastard.

by authOOr October 16, 2006

Lazy Sperm

When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky.

Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

lazy bum

1) A great name to call a friend who intentionally sleeps all day, doesnt change out of pjs till the afternoon, takes hours to text back, and basically does nothing all day

Wow have you guys heard about that girl Brittany Morgan? I heard is a lazy bum, all she does is sleep all day long.

by MM7 October 26, 2009

lazy slut

a woman that has all the intentions of being a slut, but does not act on said intentions.

Laura keeps talking that smack, but really she's just a lazy slut.

by lxilou08 March 12, 2009

lazy web

Asking others online to do your Googling for you.

Q: "Does anyone know what day Thanksgiving is this year?"
A: "Lazy web says Google it yourself."

by John Peppercorn June 30, 2008