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Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.
Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.
by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022
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gringo lawnmower

Just waiting on Tony to finish his gringo lawnmower
by Florida Offensive June 3, 2022
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Mississippi Lawnmower

Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."
by gongjio January 31, 2023
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human lawnmower

You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere
by Bummer753 June 6, 2024
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Ukrainian Lawnmower

A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.
Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.
by Nicedemeous6978 March 23, 2024
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