Dutch Latte

1. The act of administering a coffee enema after anal sex.

2. The resultant fluid mixture of the above act.

"Hey Ted, you don't look so good."
"I feel awful. The guy at Starbucks gave me a Dutch Latte this morning."

by Thuzz October 10, 2017

white latte

what people use to describe a basic white girl.

look at that white latte over there.

by virose March 26, 2017

2 latte twittee

1. An attention seeking whore who retweets sexual gif's and spells all of her tweets wrong so that she can have a small conversation with the person who is dumb enough to fall for her trick and correct her
2. Any bitch that asks for Starbucks over twitter

Jennifer is such a 2 latte twittee

by Vin¢ April 28, 2016

the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

Latte

A term referring to a basic white girl or just white person, or a group of white people.

Originating from a Jacksfilms video when he tries to think of a new slur for whites.

Oh look, we got a couple lattes walking in. Prepare yourself for the basic Snapchatting of their food.

by Coleslaw Productions January 24, 2017

metal spoon latte

A term used to define an instrument of pleasure. Typically used by Craigslist followers who meet up for personal encounters in hotels. The instrument does not have to be a spoon, but typically is and is heated up and used to stimulate specific parts of the body during sexual intercourse.

He babe. When we meet up tomorrow at the Hotel de Baiser be sure to bring your metal spoon latte.

by C_O_T_S October 30, 2012

orange juice latte

When a girl is sucking your dick you pee in her mouth.

when a girl sucks your dick your pee in her mouth
therefore you gave her an orange juice latte.

by Jswaggz February 22, 2011