Lard

Fat people, known as Kevin

Hey Kevin, you’re such a lard!

by Cornydawgy May 12, 2024

Orgasm Lard (orangasm)

A god on the discord server ISAA. They are extremely awkward ant they always chat stalk because they r very shy and dont fit in the enviroment

Orgasm Lard (orangasm) is me btw :3

by orangasm February 02, 2020

lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ February 23, 2018

Lard Neck

Lard neck is when someone has so much fat in their throat that you can audibly hear it when they speak.
You can also call someone "Lard Neck" if they sound fat

He's def fat, he got lard neck...
*someone fat speaking* Shut up lard neck

by tuffahhdefinitions February 24, 2025

fat lard

Someone who is getting on your nerves, who is also fat.

Biwwy you are such a fat lard!

by Zubble-guppies February 19, 2018

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019