lotus blossoms

English translation of Thai slang for female breasts.

Look at her lotus blossoms. They are the best on the beach

by Night4owl June 18, 2005

hidden lotust

where you wait until someone house until they get home then you jump up and break their neck and rape their body.

hidden lotust....none needed...

by fudgemymomma May 1, 2009

black lotus

A rare card in the Magic: The Gathering series. Printed in series: Alpha, Beta, Unlimited.

People who buy Black Lotuses are nerds and stupid (they cost >$500 each)

Person1: I have a Black Lotus.
Person2: Wow, you're a retard.

by xerent January 2, 2004

LOTIS

Internet slang acronym for "Laughing On The InSide"

Girl #1: So, I went to the store today and the guy in front of me in line was wearing a pink thong.
Girl #2: LOTIS! I'd LOL, but I'm at work now.

by kristentx86 January 8, 2008

lotso

how much a man loves the love of his life

melissa:how much do you love me?

fletcher: babe, i love you lotso

by alanmichael February 18, 2009

Loomster

A southern Massachusetts sports team dominiating in tennisball, flag football, and basketball. Members include Amtrak, No Names Necesary, Mr. Bean, Windex, Reds and more.

Loomster won the 2003 Redmond World Series.

by brian March 11, 2004

Lotis

Rather unitelligent penis shaped mammal, that sucks at hockey, and sucks on Mrs. Cooper's bloody cock!!!

Hey look it's Lotis

by Sterling May 2, 2003