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Gummi Llama

The awesomest type of llama, due to the fact that it is made of gummi candy and therefore doubles as a cute and furry animal with the best name ever, and a delicious fruity snack.(Credited to HappyBubbles03 and Mistybeach)
Zoey:"I think we should use a gummi llama as our group picture!" Tiddleskenmark: "No, we are using a plastic cup with a smiley face on it." Zoey: "Drat, you have crushed my hopes and dreams. I HOPE YOU AND YOUR SMILEYFACE CUPS ARE HAPPY."
by Zoey [HappyBubbles03] March 3, 2008
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Invisible Pet Llama

The Invisible Pet Llama is a creature native to San Mateo, CA. The Invisible Pet Llama has been known to migrate to Arizona for long periods of time before returning to its natural habitat. The Invisible Pet Llama can be identified by its frolicking in meadows and persisitant dancing. The diet of Invisible Pet Llama's consists largely of Monster energy drink and magic.
The Invisible Pet Llama frolicked in Edwonya Meadow
by Max Asencio October 2, 2007
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llamacorn

fantabulous creature a mix between awsomness and pure awsomeness a creation among the gods it is a mix between a unicorn and llama and they call it a llamacorn.
that llamacorn is so supercalifragilisticexpialadocious
by lisatheunicornllama January 21, 2014
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llama song

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama?

It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,

That llama you despise,

With those big ass eyes,

And them luscious thighs.

I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist.

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama.

Mama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Llama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond written by twaimzzz
Person 1: omg that animal looks like a llama
Person 2: OMG THE LLAMA REMINDS ME OF THE LLAMA SONG

Person 1:whats the song

Person 2: ill sing it for you
Person 2: Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?

Starting all this drama?

It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,

That llama you despise,

With those big ass eyes,

And them luscious thighs.

I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,

Sad llama,

Mentally disturbed llama,

Super llama,

Drama llama,

Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,

I'm that bitch on craigslist

That looks like a rapist.

Wait, why am I on craigslist?

Oh yeah, to buy a llama

That will be my new mama.

Mama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Llama, llama,

Mama, llama,

Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:

Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond
by MayaTheLlama January 26, 2017
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Dhali Llama

1. One who is abnormally smart or knowledgeable
2. A person who is respected and worshipped by EVERYONE
3. An ambassador from the god-beings of the nation of Parhoove
Let's ask the Dhali Llama our question because he's brilliant and knows everything and is superior to all living things in the universe.
by Ian January 24, 2004
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llamafish69

Awesome Aussie that regularly comments on MLIA. Crossbreed of a llama and a fish.
Llamafish69: I want an urban dictionary about me!
2 minutes later
llamafish69: Make sure it says I'm awesome, and I am a cross bread of a llama and a fish.
by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNPQRSTUVWXYZ July 16, 2010
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llama sexual

1.having an extreame attraction to Llama's.
2. having sexual feelings with Llama's
3. having sexual relations with Llama's
dude 1- are you a Llama sexual?
dude 2- what's that?
dude 1- want to watch me and my Llama have sex?
by freeze dry April 16, 2009
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