Library Gnome

N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.

Student 1- "Where's Billy?"

Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."

Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."

by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009

Librarycucking

To spend a copious amount of time studying in the library only to end up as a wagecuck for life.

James: Anyone down to hit the main library for a huge librarycucking session?
Tony: Yea man I have lots of work to do.
James: Alright mate, I'll see you up there at 7pm. Don't forget your laptop charger!

by TMIZZ October 15, 2018

House Library

When after waking up hours later and finding your face planted on your laptop's keyboard with text-books littered around, you finally realize that the college library has become your home...

Joe's always passed out in his House Library.

by Mistersich November 20, 2010

Bottom Librarian

When you're struggling at the bottom of the class, find the ugliest TA. She's the bottom librarian you hook up with to get an A in the class.

How did Anthony get an A in the class? He plowed the bottom librarian all the way to the top!

by UrbanPlow69$ July 29, 2018

Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.

Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.

by Carlofduty March 30, 2019

liberal olympics

An event liberals compete in. The competitors try to outpass fellow liberals by saying a more "powerful" liberal statement.

Person 1: "We created a women-only programming online course."
Person 2: "That sounds misogynistic, why would women need a separate course?"
Person 1: "Oh please don't start Liberal Olympics now!"

by kotik69 October 19, 2020

Facebook liberal

A gullible person with liberal views who constantly cries wolf and believes the sky is falling because they believe every liberal Facebook post and who shares fake news stories without thinking for a second whether or not they are true.

Ha Ha. This Facebook Liberal is sharing more fake news in her feed and whipping herself into another frenzy.

by bubba luva March 20, 2017