by Kelly Shields April 3, 2003
Get the late night mug.The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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(leyt nahyt jim-ee)
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
-noun
1. A nocturnal request or negotiation made forthright with the sole purpose of consummating sexual pleasure.
2. Any person who solicits such a request, not exclusive to a stranger in a seedy location; the verbal contractee could be a significant other as well.
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place for a late night jimmy?"
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
"My husband never does anything romantic anymore! All he wants is a late night jimmy."
by Dyslexicon March 28, 2010
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I called Brooke at 3AM for a booty call, while she was sleeping, she rolled out of bed and she my house in less than 5 minutes! I swear she's my late night automatic.
by BRIGIDPHILA November 5, 2010
Get the late night automatic mug.“When you stroll the streets low and slow to think about your actions, clear you mind or catch any ops lackin.”
“Jeffery is the reason your girlfriend late night creepin.”
“Jeffery is the reason your girlfriend late night creepin.”
“Yo bro tryna go late night creepin I bet those pansy’s are lackin at wally”
“Aye come on this creep with us shit will get wild”
“Aye come on this creep with us shit will get wild”
by Tylerliktosk8 May 9, 2022
Get the Late night creepin mug.When you and your homies are desperately horny for some pussy so you call up the late night cheese demons and book the appointment for the whores to chomp and suck the soul out of your meat
by Rat sniffer July 18, 2022
Get the Late night cheese mug.A lunch taken by a dastardly incoragable person who thinks taking a late lunch will have a an affect of an early departure from work. They usually destroy dinners and plans to have dinner for friends and family. Late lunches go hand in hand with debauchery, drinking and womanizing.
Hey sorry I’m late this asshole at dinner had a Late Lunch causing us to stay longer because he ordered at the end of everyone’s meal and I rode with him.
by Chchchchchuck May 11, 2018
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