Lamp(loveless) 

wealest school in the gump for losers and nerds

L.a.m.p. sucks

Lamp(loveless) by Pimpen May 17, 2003

Lamp shade 

Someone who doesn’t want you to be happy

Your just a lamp shade

Lamp shade by Tjmcpc June 9, 2018

lamp's on 

meaning a boy's coming on to you and you don't like it. you say it to your friend so she makes a distraction or a reason to leave the situation.

first originated with the phrase 'tampon' but then changed to 'lamp's on'.

this phrase is very useful for avoiding unwanted situations.

guy- "hey sweet cheeks"
girl- "lamp's on! lamp's on!"
friend- "come on, girl. let's dance. ;)"

lamp's on by charlotte silver October 2, 2008

lamp hanging 

It's when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp While climaxing.

i saw my mom "lamp hanging"

lamp hanging by deven756 August 22, 2012

Lamp Puncher 

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats

“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”

Lamp Puncher by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

lamp hat 

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

lamp hat by Big Bob 123 May 5, 2018

Lamp Beating 

When your brother hits you and threatens you with a lamp

you: "stop being autistic and Lamp Beating me"
your brother: "no u"

Lamp Beating by FishFishingtonThe2nd May 20, 2018