Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.

The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.

by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009

Lil Koala Bear

Someone that just makes you light up inside, and is so adorable that your heart melts. Someone that she. You see them your stomach gets butterflies, and does flips and you just turn into the definition of joy. The feeling can't be described, it just happens.

Madison is MY lil koala bear

by Terry bear February 7, 2022

Koala

Often used as an insult for people with bright stupid ideas that somehow work.

"Yow! That's a koala moment right there."
"If it works, then it is a koala."

by GeorgeFriend December 9, 2021

KOALA

Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.

She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.

by Moose Stash June 6, 2022

Ugly potato koala

Commonly referred to as bonnie moss who is the kween of this you will find they are very sarcastic and very bitchy. Never cross one

Hey dude did you talk to bonnie last night

Yea she's definitely the ugly potato koala kween

by Imtheuglypotatokoalakween May 15, 2018

Koala Waffling

It's a cuddling position, with one partner hanging/holding onto the side of the other, while laying down like a koala would do to a tree. Typically koala waffling happens right before or right after sex.

The sex was great, so was the koala waffling.

Can you koala waffle me tonight?

by Thewickedwitch.86 July 14, 2025

Koala

The sexual act of wrapping your legs and arms around your partner, thus having them support your weight, while engaging in intercourse. Traditionally done by women; however, if your girl is much larger/taller than you or really strong, you can Koala her from behind while she stands or leans over. Another rendition is accomplished by wrapping one leg around your partner and grasping the back of their head while receiving a blow Job.

Damn that girl is tall, I'd love to Koala her.

by TheBladedBear September 16, 2015