When you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit, and your penis touches the underside of the toilet, (where all the pubic hair and pee is) thus getting the Witch's Kiss. This can happen when you get a boner or if you are just hung.
"I was watching porn the other day while taking a shit, and got a Witch's Kiss"
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
"I'm glad you gave me head after i got a Witch's Kiss. I felt dirty."
by LIZZARDSTOMP January 12, 2010
Get the Witch's Kissmug. by Nk Elite June 11, 2006
Get the barnsley kissmug. The super nice kisses but they happen on your neck. 10/10. Definitely will give you butterflies. Do this with caution, it will make you want more affection. This is similar to giving a hickey, but not stupid. They are quite wholesome and lovely. Would also recommend not biting your partner, that weird. So very weird.
Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.
Pro tip, don't curl up into a ball if you're receiving neck kisses, it tends to make the other party displeased.
"Yo, yesterday, I gave my girlfriend some neck kisses"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"
"wow dude thats very nice and wholesome, sounds enjoyable"
by cuddlebug42o May 15, 2020
Get the Neck Kissesmug. When your thighs are so meaty that they touch together effortlessly. Basically, the opposite of a thigh gap. Shout-out to all my males and females who have that thigh-kiss game! Mhmm, sexy.
Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.
Unless you naturally have a thigh gap, then I don't blame ya, but don't fucking dominate it like it's superior over a thigh-kiss.
"Why do so many people want thigh gaps? Shit, even the dog wants some beat on the bone. AH damn! You see that girl over there? Those outstanding thick thighs, ooh man! That's the perfect example of a THIGH-KISS!"
by Electric Eloquence April 6, 2015
Get the Thigh-Kissmug. Sara, you have kiss tourettes because you're writing a paper and all of a sudden you start kissing me!
by z-kay May 29, 2011
Get the kiss tourettesmug. The Kitten kiss is when a person (of either gender) kisses someone ever so lightly on the tip of the nose. this can be shown as a cute romantic gesture between Lovers, or even between two friends.
by BabyDragoSlayer243 May 26, 2016
Get the Kitten Kissesmug. 1. Cunnilingus (UK)
2. Rimming (US)
3. When a girl lowers her wet pussy onto a mirror and leaves a smeared print of her pussy (UK)
4. When a girl sits on your face when you are asleep (UK)
5. When an ass is lowered onto your face whilst you are asleep (US)
2. Rimming (US)
3. When a girl lowers her wet pussy onto a mirror and leaves a smeared print of her pussy (UK)
4. When a girl sits on your face when you are asleep (UK)
5. When an ass is lowered onto your face whilst you are asleep (US)
Lie back darling and I want to give you a fanny kiss (UK)
Bring that brownstar here girl you in for a prime time fanny kiss (US)
Pauline was so hot she fucked her mirror and licked up her imprinted fanny kiss with wanton fucklust
Jeromy was awoken with the hot steamy smell of ripe pussy as Gloria gave him a morning fanny kiss (UK)
Brad was shaken out of his slumber with darkness pervading his consciousness and the taste of ass on his tongue - Hilary had just performed the perfect fanny kiss (US)
Bring that brownstar here girl you in for a prime time fanny kiss (US)
Pauline was so hot she fucked her mirror and licked up her imprinted fanny kiss with wanton fucklust
Jeromy was awoken with the hot steamy smell of ripe pussy as Gloria gave him a morning fanny kiss (UK)
Brad was shaken out of his slumber with darkness pervading his consciousness and the taste of ass on his tongue - Hilary had just performed the perfect fanny kiss (US)
by BumcumberBudoola November 5, 2010
Get the Fanny Kissmug.