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Keyboard Slam

-the act of becoming so frustrated taht all you can do is pound down on the keyboard and send nonsense

- slamming down on the keyboard in a reply to something that you have no idea what to say
(Text) "hey, how tall is the empire state building?"

(response) "saekjsdfdfvlsajvha;dknba" (keyboard Slam)
by MetrorteM April 14, 2010
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obie kaybie

adj. okay

Used in Boondock Saints by Connor and when referring to Mushmouth from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids (It was really Dumb Donald who wore the hat with holes over his face, though. It might or might not have been a deliberate mistake made by the filmmakers.)

I'm not sure if anyone really knows the right spelling for it anymore... Ah, well.
Murphy: Hey, look.
Rocco: *his mask is badly put on* What?
Connor: You look like Mush-mouth from Fat Albert. *laughing*
Rocco: What? You guys got masks. *takes mask off*
Rocco: Fuck it. When this is over the bitch can ID me.
Connor: No, no, put it on. You look good, you look fuckin' scary.
Connor: *laughing* Now Roc, are you sure you're going to be obie-kay-bee?
-Boondock Saints (taken from IMDB.Com)

Obie kaybie?
by id0ntkn0wwh0iam February 23, 2006
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keyboard pal

One with whom friendship is made and maintained mainly through a computer-based form of communication.
Lauren maintained her e-friendship with her keyboard pal Björn well until her 19th year, at which point her travels through Scandinavia brought her to his hometown, where a best-left-forgotten erotic encounter with one of his family's boars left Björn without a home, and Lauren without a keyboard pal.
by Elliott September 4, 2005
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Keyboard Spam

DTUDJhjrddjhdf&jdyrhjdrdhfkd5ykrsjyyjswrhyrsjys*7&646$$(;:;:/*&&3&3$(‘joiiguftdrsrstdmhfc,jfjuuktfutfiuktcciguc
Person 1: JMGFjdthdyfjdjrydyurduyrsyursuydusyydjs$ydjsyri4yrjjfhcjdfyhkfdfhdhdfkhfdkryjddtd&6&(&(&(&
Person 2: what keyboard spam nonsense are you typing
by theDead_Torch March 2, 2022
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Keyboard thumper

One who types at 110 decabells, usually named Ian. The individual is either deaf or stupid as they don't seem to realise how much noise they make with they type
Have you heard that new guy Ian type? He's a real keyboard thumper.
by Mariopolous May 19, 2006
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keyboard mash

The most sophisticated way of expressing a mind fuck on instant messaging. Expressed after viewing something that just makes you go "heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78" or similar. Mostly expressed after viewing such things as 2girls1cup or goatse.
keyboard mash: heiucrwy89lq39rlqtvy8huidhjszfaiuehwu9lhjktvu4 hq3atw8bhvj,2qioy78
by mb500 December 17, 2009
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keyboard courage

Hiding behind a false name to send ugly, scurrilous, or threading messages on blogs, Twitter, and/or e@mails — lacking the courage to make such statements in person or, at least, use ones real name allowing another a place to respond.
The cowards who created false Facebook pages to send messages threatening President Obama are exhibiting keyboard courage.
by lwc30326 October 5, 2009
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