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Kiloshit

The art of weighing oneself first thing in the morning both before and after taking a morning dump. Once the weight reduction recorded exceeds 2.2lbs you have successfully achieved a kiloshit.
"Whoa bro, i didn't sleep too well last night, i woke up and took a Kiloshit!"

"You have a spring in your step this morning,
Yea, i woke up and took a kiloshit"
by AidyHD December 1, 2023
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Kiloshit

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The art of weighing oneself first thing in the morning both before and after taking a morning dump. Once the weight reduction recorded exceeds 2.2lbs you have successfully achieved a kiloshit.
“Have you lost weight?
Not really, i did have a kiloshit this morning tho!”
"Whoa bro, i didn't sleep too well last night, woke up and took a Kiloshit!

"You have a spring in your step this morning,
Yea, i woke up and took a kiloshit"
by AidyHD December 9, 2023
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