Kansas Bitch Slap

Twirl like a Tornado and strike another person with a hard backhand or closest piece of debri.

Jill shanked my shorts at the lake and I had to give her a Kansas Bitch Slap!!

by The B'sKneeZz September 01, 2017

Kansas city goodnight

Sticking your finger in a girl's butt crack just as she is falling asleep

My girlfriend was mad when I gave her a Kansas city goodnight and woke her up

by Mya coxbig October 10, 2018

kansas gummy worm

when a woman puts their period blood inside a condom and puts it in the freezer, then a guy puts the frozen bloody condom on and begins to do anal to the woman while shes in the act of shitting

i asked MIA if she wanted to me to do a kansas gummy worm on her and then she got mad for some reason

by disgustingly filthy May 18, 2016

kansas city jerk

When you are fisting your partner and you slide your penis inside of your hand, inside of her, and masturbate.

I never expected she's be able to receive a Kansas City Jerk, but I was wrong.

by Tundraundertopsoil June 20, 2017

kansas city lights

A term for a diminutive man, angry all the time and looking for fights.

Jason: That Kansas city lights tried to start crap with me.

Howie: He would start a fight with a nun.

by Howie Cat April 08, 2021

Kansas cinnamon roll

Having icing spread on your asshole and eaten off like a rim job. Kansans are known for having cinnamon rolls with there chili.

"Jessica loved giving me a kansas cinnamon roll"

by Millerkiller67401 January 30, 2019

Kansas City Fagots

1. A term that is used when multiple heterosexual men start behaving in a very homosexual way with no prior intent or warning of said act. Kansas City fagots usually occur when someone starts singing Oklahoma!, De Camp town Races or Cotton Eye Joe and no member of the opposite sex is around to dance with. This situation leads to same sex dancing. Kansas City Fagots are famous for occurring among rural Caucasians who seem to uncharacteristically lose track of public perception when these songs are played and are usually led by a stated homophobic yet closeted individual.

2. A term used to describe two heterosexual men acting as homosexual partners in order to obtain benefits from employer or a discharge from the military.

1.
Did you see how those rednecks acted when they played Cotton Eye Joe at the NASCAR rally?

Yeah, they were dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City Fagots!

2.
Why did the army discharge those guys? We all know they aren't really gay.

Yeah, they are just a bunch of Kansas City fagots.

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009